<![CDATA[Asher's Rants]]>

<![CDATA[Asher's Rants]]> http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm Freewebs <![CDATA[Movin'.]]> http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3442763 WordPress blog. Buh-bye!]]> http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3442763#topBox http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3442763 Sun, 18 May 2008 02:35:00 -0100 <![CDATA[Global Warming and Evolution are LIES]]> http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3406031      Al Gore is a big pusher of the global warming idea. Besides the fact that he has a lot of energy consuming devices, he can't be trusted because he used to work for Bill Clinton, who had a sex scandal. And even though Bill O'Reilly sexually assaulted a woman over the phone on multiple occassions, I'd happily listen to him over Bill Clinton, whose scandal was not nearly as serious. And who cares if Bush started a war for oil that ended up killing over 84,000 innocent people? That's nothing compared to Bill Clinton's infidelity to Hillary Clinton, whom I hate, but am still inexplicably sticking up for in this situation!
     But back to global warming, who cares if there's a "definite" link between carbon emissions and average global temperature? Who cares if practically every geologist in the scientific community says that there's unrefutable evidence of global warming? What have scientists ever done for us? Polio vaccine? Cures for pneumonia? Putting a man on the moon? Medication for AIDS? Please. That's just pathetic. You guys need to accept the fact that scientists are useless and the only person you should listen to is Rush Limbaugh, a rich, white man with no scientific background and an addiction to prescription drugs who would be negatively affected by curbs on carbon emissions! There's no possible motive for denying global warming there!
     Anyway, next, let me talk about EVILution. It is ridiculous to think that man was once a fish! A FISH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! A magical, unseen being making a man out of dirt and a woman out of one of the guy's ribs is much more sensible than animals changing gradually over millions of years to better suit their environments. I can't believe anyone actually agrees with this crackpot theory. The extensive fossil records that prove it were simply planted to test your faith, along with the flagrant contradictions in the Bible. I TAKE EVERY WORD IN THE BIBLE LITERALLY! (Except for large portions of Leviticus, Corinthians, Romans, Matthew, etc.)
     Well, I think I've destroyed any and all possible defenses for global warming or the evilutionary THEORY. Remember, listen to Fox News and thump your Bible. They are the only two things you can rely on in this wacky, liberal, atheist world. Oh, and support George W. Bush! $8 trillion government debt and $2 million-per-day wars in countries that had nothing to do with the reason we allegedly went in there are totally awesome! Conservative Fundamentalists unite!
]]> http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3406031#topBox http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3406031 Sat, 10 May 2008 01:08:00 -0100 <![CDATA[Reagan Conservatism]]> http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3158833 The biggest insult you can make to this country is, "I'm a Reagan conservative." The principles of Reagan conservatism are simple: Only rich, straight, white, Christian males should have any sort of advantages in our society. Reagan conservatism (or "Modern conservatism") has Abraham Lincoln spinning in his grave.

"But why?" you ask. "Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, and so are Reagan conservatives." Well, Abraham Lincoln fought for people to have rights. He wanted slaves freed and treated like equals and was also a supporter of woman's suffrage. Some historical evidence suggests he may have even been homosexual. Now, however, conservatives want affirmative action repealed, homosexuals to become straight and, in some cases, don't want women to vote! Ann Coulter said that she wishes women could no longer vote so that we'd never have another Democrat in office. If Abraham Lincoln heard her say that, he would rip off her wig and reveal to the world that she was actually a man. (I have no evidence that Ann Coulter is actually a man, but I can't imagine that a woman would say things that horrible. At least not on public broadcast.)

According to the political spectrum, conservatives believe in economic freedom. However, Reagan conservatives believe that everyone should be taxed except the top 1% of the country. Or, we should give up the income tax and replace it with a 30% sales tax. Call me crazy, but I don't think that the poor having to pay an extra 22% on everything is really economic freedom. Some people say, "Democrats waste money, Republicans make it." I think that the Democrats could be completely taken out of that sentence. Under Bush (a great model of Reagan conservatism) we've had an increase in taxes, and increase in gas prices and an increase in food prices - and the national debt is in the trillions. Where's the money?

So, let's see... Reagan conservatism means no social freedom, no economic freedom... Why does the word fascism come to mind? Every time you say, "I'm a Reagan conservative," I automatically picture you at a Nazi rally yelling, "Ve mahst ethnically cleanse ze vorld! Ve are ze master race!" So, to all you Reagan conservatives out there: Stop chanting, "Heil Hitler!" and read a book written by someone other than a Fox News reporter. You'll be surprised by how much it helps.

]]> http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3158833#topBox http://www.freewebs.com/ashersrants/blog.htm?blogentryid=3158833 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:58:00 -0100